Sunday, May 28, 2006

X-Men III In a Nutshell

Just saw X-Men III: The Last Stand in Vancouver with the old man. In case you want to save yourself $8.50 + concession here is the 10-second version.

Warning: Spoilers (sorta)
Life for us mutants has been swell, lately.

Yes, but for how long?

Sco-o-o-o-ttt. Jean? Sco-o-o-o-o-ottt. Jean?! Sco-o-o-o-ttt. Jean, is that you? AUGGHGHGHG!!!

Jean, where'd you come from?

Is that you, Jean? AUGHGHGH!

She's more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Jean, what are you doing? AUGGHGHGHGH!

Come with me, Jean.

There's a cure for mutantism? We don't want a cure!

[Cue legions of third-rate mutants who wreak havoc.]

[X-Men stage rescue attempt.]


Logan? Help!

Nooooooooooo!!!! AUGHGHGHGH!

[Peace is restored.]
Solid action flick, but nothing out of the ordinary. Highlight of the movie for me was Kelsey Grammer as Beast. If you're not a serious fan, this can certainly wait for DVD.


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