Stickwick's Five-Second Movie Reviews

16 Blocks - Bruce Willis is a shabby and boozed-out NYC cop trying to outrun some bad-guy cops in a 16-block gauntlet to get a witness before a grand jury. Good thrills and action, and (warning!) main character portrayed as possessing actual morality.

Lucky Number Slevin - Another Willis flick. Well-crafted and often funny, but becomes disturbing once the full scope of the story is apparent.

[Note: Bruce Willis ranks right up there with Clint Eastwood for best "you just bought yourself a world of trouble" stare.]

Stick It - Ninety minutes of extremely fit young women in skimpy outfits doing difficult gymnastics tricks. Plus, Jeff Bridges. Trite, silly, and totally enjoyable.