By Grapthar's Hammer!

I used to have a beef that I no longer have. My waist size seems to be 37, but there aren't any clothes makers that I know of (Levis, Gap, Eddie Bauer, etc.) that make size 37 pants. Odd sizes apparently stop at 35; I guess after that you're just a big fat even numbered idiot. Thus, for comfort I have always been forced to buy size 38 pants and cinch 'em up.

Turns out this is a good thing. All my pants provide room for a concealed pistol. By Grapthar's Hammer, what a savings.