The Problem With My Beef... Among the Problems With My Beef

Damnit, the USA was supposed to be that stuff I said. How can we divide again? Then it will turn to crap again and again and again. We'll have to divide over and over again, until the only thing left for us freedom lovers is a dust-pan sized rock on the edge of some slimy "wetland."

Screw it, I'm drawing the line here, now. Yada yada.