Saturday, November 29, 2008

Memo to NASA

I've discovered a malleable material that's virtually impervious to heat -- instant mashed potatoes. I microwaved a frozen dinner for twice the recommended time with the result that the pork chops and corn are searingly hot, the brownie is approximately the temperature of liquid hot magma, but the mashed potatoes are still cool. Forget the foam that protects the space shuttle, NASA should be developing instant mashed potato technology.


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