Flathead Screws

I really dislike flathead screws. They are really stupid and yet they are everywhere and are still made by the boatload. The only good thing about this is that it turns out that, while flathead screws are useless, flathead screwdrivers are quite common and handy. Handy, that is, for lots of other things besides working a God forsaken flathead screw.

Which is sorta like the Democrat party isn't. Unless you could maybe figure out how to use Nancy Pelosi's head to pry open an old paint can.