Movie Review Haiku: The Dukes of Hazzard
Here is my review of The Dukes of Hazzard movie, which just came out on DVD. (Carnaby thought my first two haikus sucked, so here is my latest version.)
Alternatively,
Much vulgarity
Spoils fond childhood memories
Waste of celluloid
Spoils fond childhood memories
Waste of celluloid
Alternatively,
The scriptwriter should
drive himself off a cliff in
the General Lee
drive himself off a cliff in
the General Lee
4 Comments:
Endless boobs, you say? Does that refer to the size of the boobs, or to the total number presented?
The number presented. There was an astonishing amount of boobage. Anyway, Carnaby thought that haiku was too "obvious" so I have altered it.
You're welcome, but it was more of a grazing than a hit, since I quit halfway through.
the bandit may be
burt renolds not glutonus
will never be boss hog
otter
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