Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Movie Review Haiku: The Dukes of Hazzard

Here is my review of The Dukes of Hazzard movie, which just came out on DVD. (Carnaby thought my first two haikus sucked, so here is my latest version.)

Much vulgarity
Spoils fond childhood memories
Waste of celluloid

Alternatively,

The scriptwriter should
drive himself off a cliff in
the General Lee

5 Comments:

Blogger Francis W. Porretto said...

Endless boobs, you say? Does that refer to the size of the boobs, or to the total number presented?

12/07/2005 1:55 PM  
Blogger Stickwick Stapers said...

The number presented. There was an astonishing amount of boobage. Anyway, Carnaby thought that haiku was too "obvious" so I have altered it.

12/07/2005 1:59 PM  
Blogger Rusticus said...

Thank goodness I avoid that stinker, then.

And thanks for taking a hit for the team, Stickwick!

12/08/2005 10:28 AM  
Blogger Stickwick Stapers said...

You're welcome, but it was more of a grazing than a hit, since I quit halfway through.

12/08/2005 1:51 PM  
Blogger The Management said...

the bandit may be
burt renolds not glutonus
will never be boss hog

otter

12/09/2005 8:49 AM  

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