Gadhafi prize for soft fuzziness

The coveted Moammar Gadhafi Human Rights Prize has been awarded to that beacon of light to the oppressed masses of the world, Hugo Chavez. Fidel Castro is included in this elite group of human rights crusaders, winning the prize in 1988. The citation for the award

...praised the Venezuelan leader's "brave heart, intelligent mind, eloquent oratory and firm hand.

and

"I feel bathed in honor," Chavez replied, adding he hoped to visit Tripoli soon.

Hopefully some day we'll read a Chavez quote on CNN where he exclaims "I feel bathed in excrement," and he really means it.