Thursday, May 08, 2008

I Gotta Learn That

I was reading a website about what will happen if the dollar drops too far. This was one response:

Malor is consistently very doom and gloom and buy gold now and huge economic catastrophes are just around the corner. If he happens to be right, you don't need to worry what currency your debts are in, because when the world falls apart all of those electronic records are going to be lost anyway. If he's right, you should be investing in firearms, ammunition, and learning how to make assless pants so that you can rule the wasteland with your gang of Mad Max crazies.
"Learning how to make assless pants..."

Priceless. That made me spit all over my computer screen.


Blogger Gringo_Malo said...

Well, it's no secret, though it's neither polite nor politically correct to mention, that America's "inner cities" contain a violent underclass. When those folks start to really feel the pinch of inflation, they're going to re-enact the 1992 Los Angeles Riot in all of our larger cities simultaneously. I'm not sure how imminent that might be, but did you happen to catch this video about the "working poor" resorting to food pantries?

I don't know about assless pants, but weapons and ammo are good idea, whether the Obama administration says you're allowed to have them or not. Relocating to someplace rural would be a good idea. Being able to produce some of your own food, or at least having some non-perishable food stored, might be a good idea, just in case the transportation network is disrupted or the power grid goes down. Or, you could just forget about it until you hear the yelling and smell the smoke.

By the way, where's the web site?

5/14/2008 5:00 PM  
Blogger Billll said...

They're called chaps. They're really easy to make, as they are made from a flat pattern, and the bikers love them. Usually worn over regular pants, for some reason they give some people strange ideas, which is why I hang out with them.

5/18/2008 4:40 PM  

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