Reverend, My Butt

Seems Reverend Al (insert insult here) Sharpton has refused to accept Michael Richards' apology for spewing racial slurs at a comedy club last week. Me thinks the Reverend better have another go at his Bible.

The Parable of the Unmerciful Servant (Mathew 18)

21Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?"

22Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.^[f]

23"Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. 24As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand talents^[g] was brought to him. 25Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt.

26"The servant fell on his knees before him. 'Be patient with me,' he begged, 'and I will pay back everything.' 27The servant's master took pity on him, canceled the debt and let him go.

28"But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii.^[h] He grabbed him and began to choke him. 'Pay back what you owe me!' he demanded.

29"His fellow servant fell to his knees and begged him, 'Be patient with me, and I will pay you back.'

30"But he refused. Instead, he went off and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay the debt. 31When the other servants saw what had happened, they were greatly distressed and went and told their master everything that had happened.

32"Then the master called the servant in. 'You wicked servant,' he said, 'I canceled all that debt of yours because you begged me to. 33Shouldn't you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?' 34In anger his master turned him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should pay back all he owed.

35"This is how my heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother from your heart."

Like I said, Reverend, my butt. But then you'll never see the MSM refer to him by his proper title of "Race Baiter." Oh well.

That, and I discovered all sorts of interesting things on Al Gore's internets by searching "my butt." Like for instance, I found the day my butt went psycho, which is loads of fun, and I also learned there was once a movie of some respect entitled Love me, Love My Butt. I'm gonna use that phrase on my wife later, yup, oughta work.