Monday, February 13, 2006

Allah the Powerful

Apparently Allah is so powerful that he can, and did, create words proclaiming himself the one true God from mere skinfolds in a newborn calf. Now that there's a bonafide miracle! Sorta reminds me of Charlotte's web. Allah is like a spider weaving a beautiful tapestry of calf skin. And, somehow (I'm going to have to meditate on this), this is supposed to be the crushing answer to the blasphemous Muhammed cartoons.

Hat-tip, as if he needs it, LGF.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rusticus said...

Allah strikes back with veal!

What with this and the Virgin Mary appearing in waffles and sandwiches, one could make one holy meal.

2/14/2006 8:40 AM  
Blogger carnaby said...

Wow, and that rhymes too.

2/14/2006 10:48 AM  
Blogger Rusticus said...

You're right! I didn't even notice. But now I'm inspired and I've taken pen to paper (fingers to keyboard) and wrote a poem. I've suffered for my art, now it's your turn.

With the advent of cartoons most rude,
Muslims steam and brood,
take to the streets with angered voices
"Take down the cartoons, we leave you with no choices!"
Allah himself responses to these outrages with veal.
Then, to heap more condemnation upon his head, this infidel suggests a meal,
"Come, men of the West,
be you religious or atheist,
Come and partake
of this meal we shall make.
Gather up the sandwiches, the waffles, the chips, of foodstuff of all stripes,
of religious icons, Jesus and Mary, and the saints of all types.
Gather around the breakfast table,
and we shall create our own fable,
of Holy bread and Sainted meal,
and, of course, Allah's veal."

2/16/2006 4:19 PM  
Blogger Stickwick Stapers said...

That was truly inspired, Rus.

2/18/2006 11:30 AM  

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