Allah the Powerful

Apparently Allah is so powerful that he can, and did, create words proclaiming himself the one true God from mere skinfolds in a newborn calf. Now that there's a bonafide miracle! Sorta reminds me of Charlotte's web. Allah is like a spider weaving a beautiful tapestry of calf skin. And, somehow (I'm going to have to meditate on this), this is supposed to be the crushing answer to the blasphemous Muhammed cartoons.

Hat-tip, as if he needs it, LGF.