Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Assault SUVs

Aha, it's time for California to once again lead the nation, as it so often does, on issues of public safety and the environment. This time they can kill two birds with one stone, so to speak, by banning Assault SUVs
A commuter train smashed into an SUV left on a crossing by a suicidal man early Wednesday, sending the train careening off the tracks in a wreck that killed 10 people and injured about 200, authorities said. Dozens of the injured were in critical condition.
See, SUVs are obviously weapons of mass destruction and don't belong in the hands of civilians. As long as these vehicles are on our streets no one is safe, and it stands as an afront to our Assault Weapons Ban. After all, what good is an Assault Weapons Ban if a suicidal person can just kill scores of innocent civilians with a giant, gas guzzling SUV? Heck, any car is a potential killer in the hands of a deranged person.

Ban EVERYTHING!! It's the only way.


Blogger Stickwick Stapers said...

If we ban everything, then we'll eventually have to ban banning, thus allowing everything. But then if banning is banned, we will have not been able to ban banning in the first place, unless the banning of banning is not retroactive, and... oh, forget it.

1/26/2005 4:03 PM  
Blogger carnaby said...

sounds like Russel's Paradox.

1/26/2005 6:06 PM  

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