The Decline of Western Civilization
Exhibit #236,814
My local Blockbuster doesn't have room on its shelves for The Fabulous Baker Boys, but it does have room for F.A.R.T.: The Movie. The proprietors of this store have decided that more people in my neighborhood would prefer to see a movie that "dares you to pull its finger" than to see Susie Diamond do her thing in that little red dress.
Another item on my list of grievances: this store has Escape from L.A. (a piece of junk), but NOT Escape from New York (a wonderful piece of junk). When I asked the manager why they had the sequel but not the original, she stared at the DVD box for a second and said, "Well... this one's newer."
As Homer Simpson might say, Quentin Tarantino must be rolling over in his grave.
My local Blockbuster doesn't have room on its shelves for The Fabulous Baker Boys, but it does have room for F.A.R.T.: The Movie. The proprietors of this store have decided that more people in my neighborhood would prefer to see a movie that "dares you to pull its finger" than to see Susie Diamond do her thing in that little red dress.
Another item on my list of grievances: this store has Escape from L.A. (a piece of junk), but NOT Escape from New York (a wonderful piece of junk). When I asked the manager why they had the sequel but not the original, she stared at the DVD box for a second and said, "Well... this one's newer."
As Homer Simpson might say, Quentin Tarantino must be rolling over in his grave.
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