Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell CRAP

After over 30 years of being subjected to seasonal torment, I have to finally get something off my chest:

I HATE fricking "Jingle Bell Rock." Especially, besides the so-called music, I loathe and despise, feel utter contempt and hatred for, and wish to do serious physical and emotoinal harm to the person who penned:

Mix and mingle with a jinglin' beat... that's the jingle bell rock!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!

Now back to a good dose of rum... and eggnog.